Devil went to jamaica

The devil went to jamaica

he was lookin to sell some weed

he was doin fine

they were standin in line

it was excellent weed indeed

when he came acrss a young man

who was likewise peddelin pot

the devil slid down the beach to the kid

and said "boy lemme tell you what"

iguess you figured im a reefer head of course

and after all this time

I guess I'm

a connoissseur of sorts

now your stuff smells ok

but this could tranquilize a horse

I'll bet a million in cash

against your stash

cause I think mines better than yours

the boy said "muh names johnny and you aint smoked nuthin yet"

one hit of this grass

will kick yo ass

you got yourself a bet

johnny roll a ball of hash

and smake sure its the bomb

cuz the devils got that kind of stuff

they smoked in vietnam

you'll get a million smackaroo's

in cash if you cash you can cook

but if you cant devil'll get your dope

the devil packed a bong

wit a lil acapulco gold

and resin flew from his fingertips

as he fired up his bowl

he filled that chamber all the way

and he took a mighty hit

as they passed it back and forth

it gave them both a coughin fit

when the bowl was finished johnny said

"hey man that stuff was great"

but fill your lungs wit some of this

and prepare to vegetate

cannabis, apeeva, sweet mary jane

the devils in the back yard fryin his brain

zig zag filled wit a diaaity dang

hold on tight it will hit you like a tank

the devil nodded off b/c he knew he was stoned

and he asked if he could buy an once of the stuff johnny owned

johnny said "devil just come on back if you ever wanna catch a buzz"

I dun told you once you son of a bitch

mines the best there ever was

then they

fired up doobies one by one

aint gunna stop till the bag's done

green as a bullfrog

stickey a glue

granted you'll get high

yea I do