Goodbye

Goodbyes are said to be painful

The statement prior rings true,

But I can think of things more painful

So just to name a few:

To wipe your arse with sandpaper

and nail your hands to a cross,

To stick one's tongue in to a tazer

These things are a much bigger loss

To have a steamroller run over your leg

and vultures eat out your eyes,

No more pain please now stop I beg

There's more so try this on for size:

To be gored by a bull right in the nuts

or have a unicorn attack from behind,

with a razor I feel comfort with cuts

The vultures have rendered me blind

So Sayonara Goodbye Au Revoir Auf Wiedersehen

You must be prepared for this,

Now I know the true meaning of pain

My penis is home to an amazonian fish