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I don't have time to save the world,

not today, not tomorrow.

Fuck your pain, fuck your sorrow.

I have problems of my own, but you don't

see me asking for help.

Fix your problems yourself.

Little cowards, you got your own super powers.

I'd love to save Darfur

but I'll leave it up to you.

The war, the economy, global warming,

you could fix that too.

I'm superman no longer, I'm taking a vacation.

you save the nation.

I retire,

I need a break, I'm tired.

Don't feel like putting off the fire.

Maybe someday I'll come back

but first save the planet when under attack.

No more hero, no more kryptonite

here it ends, I quit tonight.

It's your turn to fight Lex,

I'm taking a rest.