Oxymoron

I'm a pen without ink,

a philosopher who can't think.

A valentine without a rose

and a pimp without hoes.

A guitar with no strings,

a story without themes.

A magician with no trick

and a bush with no dick.

A teacher with no class

but I'm a turtle who runs fast.

I'm a penguin that can fly,

I'm a desert that's not dry.

I'm aa addict but I can quit,

I'm constipated but I can shit.

I'm no fighter, but I'm no coward.

I'm a lemon that's not sour.

Im no vampire, but I live at night.

I'm no poet, but I sure can write.